She probably is asking for the new iPhone. Give her something better! There is a brand new phone out and it isn’t the iPhone. It doesn’t make calls, record video, play games, or play music. Then what does it do? It actually does everything that it is advertised to do. Nothing! Upgrade to this model for a lot of laughs.
Wouldn’t you love cleaner floors? Finally, she will love helping you mop the floors with these adorable slippers. The microsoles are actually detachable so you can throw them in the wash. The best part? When she walks around, she is helping you clean. Who needs a Swiffer mop? Say hello to shinier floors.
We all have difficult days. These funny socks are great for cheering him up. When he puts his legs up, you can read the funny curse works underneath. This one says “Fu*k O*%” but there are many other sayings to choose from.
You are probably wondering what the heck this is. No there is no candle that is made entirely out of ear wax. It’s just a prank box. Just put the real gift inside and try to keep a straight face when they open up their gift.
Don’t open this bag and take a whiff. It’s filled with unicorn farts. What do unicorn farts smell and taste like? Actually, like yummy cotton candy. Didn’t you know that unicorns fart out delicious cotton candy?
Does your teenager think every gift is dumb? Then this gift is for them. This is no ordinary gift box. It’s actually a puzzle that makes teenagers work for the gift inside. To unlock the gift, you have to solve the maze. While it won’t work for gift cards, you can stick money or anything small inside
I have always wanted to have a snowball fight. Sadly, where I live there is no snow. With this set of plush snowballs, you can have an indoor snowball fight. Soft and crunchy, it’s like a pillow fight with snowballs. Christmas morning will never be the same!
We all love Instagram. Every teenage girl needs to have this prop. Whenever there is party or celebration, you can whip this selfie frame out, inflate it, and take the cutest pictures. The best part? When you are ready to use it, you can inflate it and put it away when you are done.
Experts say that coloring books are great for reducing stress. This specially designed coloring book is designed to remove 100% of stress guaranteed. Have you seen farting animals before? This hilarious book is filled with 20 pages of farting animals to color. The farting bear is our favorite! This therapeutic gift will make your recipient giddy with laughter.
Coloring books are all the rage but this coloring book will really make her relax. Inside it contains man-candy. Men in uniforms are sexy but men out of uniform are . . . very colorful. Nothing here is rated more than PG-13, but she is sure to blush when she sees this gag gift.
Do you know the direction to the Ministry of Magic? We finally found the entrance. If you are willing to flush yourself down the toilet, you can get there too. This decal sticker adds a little magic to the boring toilet. To put it on your toilet, you simply peel it, place it, and stick it.
Do you feel thirsty all the time? Here is the solution for you. This can of Dehydrated Water can help. Simply fill it water and drink it whenever you feel thirsty. What have you got to lose? There is even a 101 day, money back guaranteed. If this can of Dehydrated Water doesn’t make your recipient laugh, simply send it back for a full refund.
Who knew a bar of soap could be so funny? Money Soap is no ordinary soap. Each bar of soap contains real money in the middle. You could find everything from $1 up to $50. Her body will never be cleaner because she will try to use up the soap to get the money inside. It’s the perfect stocking stuffer for teen girls.
Have you ever wanted to use your phone in the bathroom? Shexting while pooping on the toilet is an upcoming trend. No more trying to balance your phone on a makeshift tripod. This remarkable gadget frees your hands so you can wipe your butt. It allows you to orient your phone vertically or horizontally and folds up so you can poop and text anywhere. It even comes with a bonus “Do Not Disturb” sign.
Have you ever had a back itch that you couldn’t reach? If you’ve got an itchy back, but don’t have a boyfriend to itch your back this redneck back scratcher will change your life. Its fingers are specially formulated so it gives you a pleasant scratch and won’t scrape your skin like long nails. The funniest part? It actually works.
Are you ready to put Satin’s toe in your mouth for 5 minutes? Made from a special chilli extract that comes from hell, this candy is said to be 900 times hotter than a jalapeno. Put it in your mouth and your whole body will be engulfed with 900 degree heat. PS. We are not responsible for anybody who dies trying this.
It’s the Christmas season and everyone is getting cute and cuddly. Who wouldn’t want a bae? It would be so nice to have someone to cuddle with and watch Netflix, eat Chipotle, or sip Starbucks. If you can’t get a boyfriend, this little pillow shaped like an arm is the next best thing. Say goodbye to lonely nights. Who needs a boyfriend, anyway?
Slip on these socks, put up your feet on the table, and let a rush of chocolate come to you. The best part? You don’t even have to say anything. Made with a cotton blend, they have a non slip design. Not only do they keep your feet warm, these socks are the perfect gift for the chocolate lover on your list.
Who said that unicorns are not real? This magical product turns your hand into a unicorn. What teenage girl wouldn’t love to have a unicorn on her hands? She can stash it in her pocket and bring it out anytime she wants to put a magical smile on everybody’s face including her own.
Got unicorn meat? This product is just mean spirited. We cried for days when we saw this. It’s ground up unicorn meat and will leave a lasting scar on any gift recipient. Apparently, if you eat it you will be pooping and peeing out rainbows for the rest of your life. The FDA says it is not safe for human consumption.
Now you can get magically clean by rubbing unicorn poop all over your body. The main ingredient in this soap is unicorn poop, which is ridiculously expensive to produce. In order to make this soap, Unicorns were fed a special diet that only consisted of rainbow colored skittles. It smells exactly like you want it to smell- magical.
Who wouldn’t want to rub unicorn snot all over their body? Simply rub the boogers anywhere on your skin or hair and it leaves rainbowy glittery sparkles behind. The best part? No unicorns were harmed in the production of this product.
Calm the F*ck Down is a must have if you are into the whole coloring book trend. It’s a coloring book with swear words. Filled with humor, adult language, and 21 pages, it’s a great way to F-cking relax.
Does she live in her hoodie all throughout the day? Then why shouldn’t she live in her hoodie at night? She can with this hoodie pillowcase. Thanks to the earphone port holes, you can plug in headphones and pull the hood over your eyes. Is there any better way to fall asleep?
This jellybean game is a lot of fun. The box has a spinner on it. When you spin it, you eat the color jellybean it points to. There are two types of jellybeans for each color. The only problem? You don’t know if it is going to be regular or nasty jellybean. You could get something like a strawberry banana smoothie or something vomit-inducing like dead fish. Tip: Have a garbage can nearby.
We all have oh-oh moments! You never know when you need a fresh pair of underpants. Luckily, Archie Mcphee has compressed these underpants down into this small container, which makes it easier to carry around. She can take it everywhere with her in case she has an unexpected emergency. All you need to is add water to make it useable. P.S. Nobody has actually tried if it works but we have to trust the manufacturer’s claims.
Is she the “that girl” who has everything? Why not get her something she really needs like a roll of toilet paper? Give her a laugh with these Buttwipes. Get ready to wipe down with the Kardashians. What’s better than smearing makeup on the Kardashians? You get one 3 ply rolls with the Kardashians printed on it. Just try not to get too much poo on their face.
Every girl needs underwear. It’s one of life’s essentials. Forget Victoria Secret! These granny panties are even sexier. Wrap these up for a friend and don’t put your name on it. She doesn’t have to thank you!
Are you the worst boyfriend? Here is the perfect Christmas gift for your girlfriend. On the outside, this looks like such a beautiful gift box. She is probably expecting some expensive jewelry inside, but imagine her surprise when she sees a lump of coal. after she opens it say “Look at the size of that rock.”
We don’t recommend drinking out of a toilet bowl, but this funny mug is sure to tickle her sense of humor. It makes everything you put inside of it look nasty. When you fill it with coffee, it looks like you are drinking poop water. Is there any better way to start your day than drinking out of a toilet?
Many years ago, the TriceraTaco roamed the Earth. The dinosaur got its name because it held Tacos on its back. Unlike other dinosaurs that have long gone extinct, this one is ready to hold your tacos on its back. The best part? It not only holds Taco, it can hold all your snacks from candy to cookies. It can even hold a phone. Taco Tuesday just got a whole lot more interesting.
Does she love hiding donuts and food from you, then she will love this funny coffee mug. Who are we kidding? With the donut compartment, everybody is going to know you are hiding something. This mug is huge. This all in one mug has everything you need to have a complete breakfast. You can stuff a donut, Oreo, or brownie inside. PS: The Donut is sold separately.
Drinking coffee in the morning is fun, but you have never had a “hot” cup of coffee unless it’s in a Sriracha sauce mug. For those that love Sriracha sauce, it would be fun to fill this large mug with Sriracha and drink it down like it was coffee. Yum!
If you want to give your girlfriend a silly gift, this one is funny. Our Own Candle Company makes several different candles with silly names. If you can get past the funny name without spilling your coffee all over the place, this candle gives off a great banana nut bread scent. Everybody will think you are baking banana bread.
Shakespeare is known for his impressive love stories and poetry. Now you can elevate the art of an insult with this insult generator. Anybody can swear but an insult disguised with fancy words sounds so much more elegant. This kit comes with mix and match words so you can create over 150,000 insults. Is there anything better than yelling Shakespearean insults at each other on Christmas day? Churlish Clay-Brained Scullion!
Meet the world’s most Purr-fect hanger. Constructed out of heavy duty cardboard and metal, this realistic kitty hanger makes a great addition to any closet. She’s already got some sparkling jewelry around her neck. Hang your favorite clothes on the hanger to dress her up. How cute! It looks like she is wearing your clothes.
Have you ever wanted to sound richer, smarter, and look more beautiful? One spray of this breath spray is scientifically proven to instantly give you a British accent. It works so good that you will sound like a member of the Royal family. The only problem? You won’t be able to change your accent back but Blue Q makes other accent sprays that can be purchased separately. P.S. Unfortunately, this is just a joke so it won’t actually give you a British accent.
Has she told you she wants a boyfriend? Getting a boyfriend is tough, but she doesn’t have to be alone anymore since she can now grow her own boyfriend. It’s easier than growing a plant. Simply put the little guy in water and in just 72 hours, he grows to 6 times his size. Actually, it won’t grow to become a 6 foot tall hunk, but it is worth it for the laughs. Who needs a boyfriend?
Is she that girl that has everything? Then give her Nothing. It comes with hilarious packaging with Nothing inside. It’s the ultimate gift in minimalism. She is going to love telling all her friends that she got “Nothing” for Christmas. While it is nothing, it is guaranteed to give her a smile.