Gift Ideas for 13 Year Old Girls for 2022

Full Face UV Sunglasses

For the ultimate in protection against just about everything, you have to own these fashionable UV sunglasses. They not only cover your eyes but your whole face including your nose and mouth. Oversized sun glasses have been around forever but this is next level. All of the coolest celebrities and teens on Tik Tok are wearing them, we promise. Put these on and everybody will fear you.

Nintendo Switch

It’s the Nintendo Switch. All the cool kids these days are playing the Nintendo Switch. It’s out of stock everywhere but we finally found it in stock. This Nintendo Switch Wall Cover has the best graphics ever. Mario and Yoshi have never looked better. Please note that the dock is sold separately.

Blowzee Birthday Fan

Finally, there is a way to blow out candles without spitting all over the cake. Powered by a battery, when you blow into the Blowzee, a fan is activated that puts out the candles. Now you can enjoy cake without the germs. No more telling people you are on a diet, after somebody sprays the cake with saliva.

Sandal Socks 

Now you can own a pair of Birks at the lowest price ever! Who needs birks when you can wear sandal socks? There is a new fashion going around where people wear these outside. Don’t try it!

The Moon Ring

There is no better way to confess your love to the girl or man of your dreams. The Moon Ring comes in a beautiful box fit for royalty. The only problem? There is no ring inside. Instead there is a plastic man bent over with his hands spreading his butt cheeks. When you open the “moon” ring, it continuously farts like it is has a bad case of diarrhea. It might be the best gag since the whoopee cushion was invented.

Squid Game Invitation Cards

If you get one of these cards, please throw it away right away. Do not call the number on the back of the card even if somebody promises you a million dollars. Do not play Squid Game.

Realistic Money $100 Prop

Teenagers really just want money for Christmas. She wants your Benjamins. If you have reached here and not found a good gift, just give her money. Lots of it. Here’s a stack of 10000 dollar bills.

Potato Pal

Forget greeting cards and flowers! You will never guess what you can send. A real life potato head? Why send something with meaningless words when you can send your face, a friend’s face, or the face of your favorite celebrity on a potato. Sending your face on a potato has never been easier with the Potato Pal. Both silly and unique, it has all the ingredients for a perfect gift.

Get Lit Ugly Christmas Sweater With Lights

Are you ready to be the worst dressed? It’s officially the holidays so that means it is time for ugly sweater parties. There are a ton of different ugly sweaters but if you want to stand out at your next ugly sweater party, you have to get this one. Simply pull it over your body and you’ve already won.

Windy City Light Up Christmas Bulb Necklace

Why decorate a Christmas tree with lights when you can decorate yourself? Light up your life with this Christmas light necklace! Throw this on with your ugly sweater and you will instantly be in the festive mood. The best part? It has different settings so you can make it blink or stay on.

Mini Me Human Doll Pillow

If you are looking for a gift that she can snuggle why not give her something personal? You can put your face on just about anything. What about a weird looking doll? She will love placing this doll on her bed or chair, but she can also throw it against the wall when she is mad at you. You can get your own face printed on it or even her favorite pet.

Kitchen Safe

Is she always distracted by her cell phone? If she’s glue to her cell phone, maybe it’s time to take a time out. This safe is a fun way to control her access to her cell phone or just about anything. It has a timer on it that can be set from 1 minute to 10 days. Finally, you will be able to talk to her.

People of Walmart.com Adult Coloring Book

Don’t know what to get her? Here’s a gift that is sure to make her laugh. We all know that there are many different people that go to Walmart. This coloring book tries to capture all of them. Who knew that coloring the people of Walmart is a proven way to reduce stress?

The CrunchCup

No more soggy cereal? Finally, you can have cereal the way it was meant to be consumed . . . without a spoon. This revolutionary device has two containers that separate the milk from the cereal. To drink it, you tilt the cup to let the cereal fall and control the flow of the milk with your finger. No more rushing to finish your cereal before it is soggy. It might be the greatest thing since Fruit Loops was invented. Okay, maybe not.

The NoPhone Air

She probably is asking for the new iPhone. Give her something better! There is a brand new phone out and it isn’t the iPhone. It doesn’t make calls, record video, play games, or play music. Then what does it do? It actually does everything that it is advertised to do. Nothing! Upgrade to this model for a lot of laughs.

Selric Mop Slippers

Wouldn’t you love cleaner floors? Finally, she will love helping you mop the floors with these adorable slippers. The microsoles are actually detachable so you can throw them in the wash. The best part? When she walks around, she is helping you clean. Who needs a Swiffer mop? Say hello to shinier floors.

2022 Pooping Pooches

Do you know somebody who loves dogs and has a great sense of humor? She’s going to love this calendar, which features 12 dogs . . . pooping. Even if she hates this calendar, just know that you are giving to a good cause. $1 from the purchase prices is donated to the Maui Humane Society.

Prank Pack Box

You are probably wondering what the heck this is. Who needs toilet paper when you have the roto wipe? Too bad, it’s just a prank box. Just put the real gift inside and try to keep a straight face when they open up their gift.

HmiL-U Cat Stealing Money Bank

There are a ton of piggy banks, but this one is unique. Simply place a coin on the platform and press it down. A little cat pops out and steals the coin in his stinky paws. While this is a cat, there are other animals to choose from.

The Screaming Goat

Are you tired of the peace and quiet? Let this goat do the screaming for you. Every time you touch it, it will let out a shriek. Why would you want it? There are a million reasons. Your dog jumped on your foot. There are no more Oreo cookies in the cupboard. You have an essay due tomorrow but haven’t started yet. AWWHHHH!

Bag Of Reindeer Farts

Don’t open this bag and take a whiff. It’s filled with reindeer farts. What do reindeer farts smell and taste like? Actually, like yummy cotton candy. Didn’t you know that reindeer fart out delicious cotton candy?

The Farting Animals Coloring Book

Experts say that coloring books are great for reducing stress. This specially designed coloring book is designed to remove 100% of stress guaranteed. Have you seen farting animals before? This hilarious book is filled with 20 pages of farting animals to color. The farting bear is our favorite! This therapeutic gift will make your recipient giddy with laughter.

Witty Yetis Dehydrated Water 16oz Can

Do you feel thirsty all the time? Here is the solution for you. This can of Dehydrated Water can help. Simply fill it water and drink it whenever you feel thirsty. What have you got to lose? There is even a 101 day, money back guaranteed. If this can of Dehydrated Water doesn’t make your recipient laugh, simply send it back for a full refund.

Lil’ Nitro: The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

Looks can be deceiving! Despite the fancy packaging, this just looks like a normal gummy bear. They aren’t lying when they say it’s the world’s hottest gummy bear. It contains a chili extract that it 9 times hotter than a jalapeño. This gummy bear is so hot that it should come with an FDA warning that it is a suppository. It’s like eating a stick of dynamite.

World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar

What’s 900 times hotter than a jalapeño? Meet the World’s Hottest Chocolate bar! Looks can be deceiving. This might look like ordinary chocolate, but it is infused with chili extract. While very small, there is no way you are going to eat the whole thing. At first when you bite through a piece of chocolate piece, it tastes like chocolate. Seconds later your tongue, whole mouth, and throat will be on fire. You will feel like a dragon.

DeluxeComfort Boyfriend Arm Pillow

Does your 13 year old girl really want a boyfriend? At 13, she is probably too young. That doesn’t mean, she has to be lonely. The boyfriend pillow arm not only keeps her warm and comfortable, but also doesn’t snore. She will never need a boyfriend.

Big Momma Undies Oversized Bloomers

Every girl needs underwear. It’s one of life’s essentials. Forget Victoria Secret! These granny panties are even sexier. Wrap these up for a friend and don’t put your name on it. She doesn’t have to thank you!

Santa’s Scientific Christmas Coal

Are you the worst boyfriend? Here is the perfect Christmas gift for your girlfriend. On the outside, this looks like such a beautiful gift. She is probably expecting some expensive jewelry inside, but imagine her surprise when she sees a lump of coal. After she opens it says “It’s all fun and games until Santa leaves you coal.”

BigMouth Inc Golden Toilet Mug

We don’t recommend drinking out of a toilet bowl, but this funny mug is sure to tickle her sense of humor. It makes everything you put inside of it look nasty. When you fill it with coffee, it looks like you are drinking poop water. Is there any better way to start your day than drinking out of a toilet?

Our Own Candle Company Smell My Nuts

If you want to give your girlfriend a silly gift, this one is funny. Our Own Candle Company makes several different candles with silly names. If you can get past the funny name without spilling your coffee all over the place, this candle gives off a great banana nut bread scent. Everybody will think you are baking banana bread.

Shakespeare Insult Generator

Shakespeare is known for his impressive love stories and poetry. Now you can elevate the art of an insult with this insult generator. Anybody can swear but an insult disguised with fancy words sounds so much more elegant. This kit comes with mix and match words so you can create over 150,000 insults. Is there anything better than yelling Shakespearean insults at each other on Christmas day? Churlish Clay-Brained Scullion!

Forum Novelties Grow a Boyfriend

Has she told you she wants a boyfriend? Getting a boyfriend is tough, but she doesn’t have to be alone anymore since she can now grow her own boyfriend. It’s easier than growing a plant. Simply put the little guy in water and in just 72 hours, he grows to 6 times his size. Actually, it won’t grow to become a 6 foot tall hunk, but it is worth it for the laughs. Who needs a boyfriend?

Jar Of Nothing

Is she that girl that has everything? Then give her Nothing. It comes with hilarious packaging with Nothing inside. It’s the ultimate gift in minimalism. She is going to love telling all her friends that she got “Nothing” for Christmas. While it is nothing, it is guaranteed to give her a smile.

Puzzle Pod Cryptex

At 13, she probably loves gift cards and money more than anything else in the world. This clear plastic case allows you to put either gift inside and lock it with a secret 5 letter code. The fun part is to make her go through hurdles to unlock it. Send her on a wild goose chase or make her do chores to reveal each letter. It’s all up to you how cruel you want to be.

Pyle Megaphone Speaker

Does nobody listen to you? Make your voice heard with this bullhorn. We don’t know why but this is just so much of fun to play around with. Now she doesn’t have to yell.

FiestaFive

Sometimes regular high fives just don’t cut it. After years of scientifically researching high fives, FiestaFive came up with the ultimate high five. The FiestaFive is a handheld confetti shooter that you strap to your hands. Simply give each other a high five and it fires off confetti. You can purchase refills to fire off confetti over and over.

The Real Pizza Pocket To Go

Why you would need this? If you want to look stupid, get punched in the face, and lose all your friends, you can try wearing this pizza “ziplock bag” as a fashion statement. Maybe you could be a trend setter on Instagram. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Cute Corgi Butt Throw Pillow

Can you guess what this is? It’s perfectly round, fluffy, and cute. If you guessed a Corgi butt, you guessed right. This plush pillow is shaped just like a cubby Corgi butt with paws on the bottom and little legs. The best part? You can actually sleep on it.

The Present of Nothing

Is she that girl that has everything? Then give her Nothing. It comes with hilarious packaging with Nothing inside. It’s the ultimate gift in minimalism. She is going to love telling all her friends that she got “Nothing” for Christmas. While it is nothing, it is guaranteed to give her a smile.