Gifts For 13 Year Old Boys 2022

The NoPhone Original Cell Phone

He probably is asking for the new iPhone. Give him something better! There is a brand new phone out and it isn’t the iPhone. It doesn’t make calls, record video, play games, or play music. Then what does it do? It actually does everything that it is advertized to do. Nothing! Upgrade to this model for a lot of laughs.

Money MazeAges 6+

Does he just want cash? Then make him work for it with this money maze puzzle. The fun part? Watching him try to guide the ball through the maze and unlock the money gift inside. It’s priceless.

Green Money Machine Cash Dispenser

Make him feel like a millionaire with this money dispenser. While it doesn’t actually print money, it’s a fun way to give money as a gift. Simply stick a bunch of 1 dollar notes together using the included tape. Then watch the excitement on your 13 year old’s face as he pulls the dollar bills out of the box.

Prank Pack Fart FilterAges 10+

Say goodbye to smelly farts forever! Your teen boy may have never heard of the Fart Filter – but could it be real? After all, even the presentation of the box looks very realistic. You’ve been fooled — it’s a gag gift box made to look real. It’s sure to add a kick of excitement to gift giving and sure to have him laughing out loud. When he’s had enough torture, let him in on your little secret… open to reveal the real gift inside.

Prank Pack iArmAges 10+

With the proliferation of Apple’s iDevices, the iArm looks like something legit. After all, even the presentation of the box looks very realistic. Your 16 year old may have never heard of the iArm – but could it be real? You’ve been fooled – it’s a gag gift box made to look real. Sure to add a kick of excitement to gift giving!

Beard Head Stubble Knit Beard Beanie

Does he want to look older? At 13, he’s probably not old enough to grow a real beard. Help him out with this beanie that has a built in knit beard. The weird part? It actually keeps you as warm as a bear in the winter months.

Puzzle Pod JuniorAges 7+

Will he be able to figure out the secret code to unlock his present? This puzzle box allows you to set a 3-letter password to lock the goodie inside. The fun part is coming up with a creative way for him to figure out the word. Send him on a wild goose chase, make him do chores, or create a riddle like a mini escape room puzzle. The best part? You can change the password and reuse the puzzle box on somebody else. Getting his next gift card becomes an adventure.

Katamco Toilet Timer (Classic)

Looking for an explosively funny gag gift? Gentlemen, fart your engines! You have 5 minutes to clear your bowels. Spin it to set the timer and you’re off to the races. It’s all in the name of gaseous humor and it’s great for time management. This is especially good for long poopers in your family.

Prank Fake Roaches

Imagine the look on your sister’s or mom’s face when you plant these 100 realistic looking prank roaches in their bedroom. Stage them in the desired area and watch them screaming in shock. Priceless!

Novelty Fake Poop, 2-PK

Gross out your friends and family with this novelty fake poop 2-pack set. It’s perfect for bathrooms, bedrooms, kitchens, pool parties and more. What’s great? It actually floats and you can use it for years to come. It’s tons of fun … just don’t flush it.

Indoor Snowball FightAges 3+

Who said you need snow to have a snowball fight? These lightweight snowballs are perfect for indoor snow fights all year round. The snowballs are like pom-pom balls, but you can throw them really well. The best part? You don’t have to worry about causing any damage.

Magic 8 BallAges 6+

Not only was the Magic 8 Ball nominated to the Toy Hall of Fame, but it also makes a cool gift for teen boys. Shake it and discover your fortune. This mystical ball features a variety of different answers. He’ll have oodles of fun with seeking advice from this Magic 8 Ball!

BigMouth Tiny HandsAges 15-17

These are tiny hands! Who knew that so much of fun could come out of something so tiny? Simply wear a pair of long sleeves and grab these tiny hands by the handle. Be prepared for funny looks.

Jelly Belly Bean Boozled Jelly Beans Spinner, 5-Pk

I love this game. There are different colored jelly beans. Each color can either taste good like juicy pear or disgusting like stinky socks. Other delicacies include skunk spray, moldy cheese, and boogers. To play, you spin the wheel, which selects one of the colors. Then you pick up a jelly bean of that color and bite into it. Will you get lucky? Just remember to have a trashcan nearby. This set includes 1 Game Box and 4 refill packs.

Calm the F*ck Down

Do you have a sense of humor? We finally found the cure for stress. Show off your sense of humor without taking your anger out on someone else with this adult coloring book filled with bad words. It’s filled with beautiful designs that are accompanied by swear words like “Take No S*it”.

Have A Nice Day Middle Finger Coffee Mug

With the words “Have A Nice Day” written across the front, this might look like an ordinary mug. Don’t lift this mug up otherwise the whole room will stare at you! We warned you. On the underneath, there is a middle finger. Every time you take a sip of your beverage, you will flip off everybody.

EZ Drinker Beer & Soda Can Holster Belt

Does he love drinking soda? Then he will love wearing this soda can belt everywhere. It holds up to 6 soda cans and is adjustable so it fits perfectly around your waist. Sure it is a little silly, but it’s an excuse for him to guzzle down more sodas and become the center of attention for his next party. Buurrrrp! Excuse me!

Fake Abs Waist Pack

Just about every guy dreams about getting a six pack. No you don’t have to do endless crunches and cardio to get one. This fanny pack instantly gives you abs the moment you put it on. Every time he wears this waist bag, it will look like he is ripped. It’s sure to get a lot of laughs.

Accoutrements Handerpants

There’s a new style that it popular among teenage boys. These revolutionary underpants are designed for your hands. The coolest part? They are fingerless gloves so he can use his hands. Just don’t eat chocolate with them or else it will look like you took a crap in them.

Daron Doody Head GameAges 3+

Forget dodgeball! What could be better than flinging poo at each other on Christmas morning? In the Doody Head game, players wear Velcro hats and fling “doody” at each other. The hats are lined with Velcro strips so that the poop gets stuck to them. It’s a fun game that gets the whole family involved. While it comes with 2 Velcro hats, additional sets can be purchased separately.

Toilet Slam Dunk

Potty time need not be boring. Introducing Toilet Slam Dunk! Your basketball lover can practice shooting hoops while on the potty. You can even dunk on it. It’s a no-brainer, it’s slam dunk fun!

Toilet Golf

Do you find there’s nothing to do while sitting on the crapper? Now you can practice your golf game on the toilet. The amazing Potty Putter Toilet Golf includes a putting green, 2 golf balls, and a mini putter. There’s even a do not disturb sign he can put on the door when nature calls. The only problem? He will spend more time in the bathroom.

Does It Fart?

There are many questions in life that go unanswered. Does it Fart? is the ultimate guide to animal farting. Written by a team of scientists, it answers the age old question on everybody’s mind “Does It Fart?” Not only that, it will cover the frequency of farts but even how bad the stench left behind is. It contains a lot of scientific information that you didn’t know you needed to know or maybe didn’t want to know.

Witty Yetis Dehydrated Water 16oz CanAges 4+

Do you feel thirsty all the time? Here is the solution for you. This can of Dehydrated Water can help. Simply fill it water and drink it whenever you feel thirsty. What have you got to lose? There is even a 101 day, money back guaranteed. If this can of Dehydrated Water doesn’t make your recipient laugh, simply send it back for a full refund.

Money Soap

Who knew a bar of soap could be so funny? Money Soap is no ordinary soap. Each bar of soap contains real money in the middle. You could find everything from $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill. His body will never be cleaner, because he will try to use up the entire soap just to get to the money inside. It’s the perfect stocking stuffer for teen guys.

The Farting Animals Coloring Book

Experts say that coloring books are great for reducing stress. This specially designed coloring book is designed to remove 100% of stress guaranteed. Have you seen farting animals before? This hilarious book is filled with 20 pages of farting animals to color. The farting bear is our favorite! This therapeutic gift will make your recipient giddy with laughter.

Redneck Backscratcher

Have you ever had a back itch that you couldn’t reach? If you’ve got an itchy back, but don’t have a girlfriend to itch your back this redneck back scratcher will change your life. Its fingers are specially formulated so it gives you a pleasant scratch and won’t scrape your skin like long nails. The funniest part? It actually works.

Gift Boutique Christmas Bag of Coal in a Drawstring Bag You’ve Been NaughtyAges 3+

Are you the worst girlfriend? Here’s the perfect Christmas gift for your boyfriend. On the outside, this looks like just an ordinary draw string sack with “You’ve Been Naughty” embroidered in gold. He is probably expecting some expensive jewelry inside, but imagine his surprise when he sees 2 realistic lumps of coal. After he opens it, you can play it out and say “look at the size of that rock.” Haha! Don’t worry it’s not real. It makes a great stocking stuffer.

BigMouth Inc Toilet Mug

We don’t recommend drinking out of a toilet bowl, but this funny mug is sure to tickle her sense of humor. It makes everything you put inside of it look nasty. When you fill it with coffee, it looks like you are drinking poop water. Is there any better way to start your day than drinking out of a toilet?

KidsFunwares TriceraTACO Taco Holder

Many years ago, the TriceraTaco roamed the Earth. The dinosaur got its name because it held Tacos on its back. Unlike other dinosaurs that have long gone extinct, this one is ready to hold your tacos on its back. The best part? It not only holds Taco, it can hold all your snacks from candy to cookies. It can even hold a phone. Taco Tuesday just got a whole lot more interesting.

Deluxe Box of NothingAges 6+

Is he that guy who has everything? Then give him the gift of Nothing. It comes with hilarious packaging with absolutely nothing inside. It’s the ultimate gift in minimalism. He is going to love telling all his friends that he got “Nothing” for Christmas. Seeing his reaction is sure to be priceless! While it is really nothing, it’s guaranteed to make him a smile.

Mystic Emoji BallAges 3+

Emojis are taking over everything. Shaped like an Emoji, this is just like the Magic 8 ball you had when you were a kid. You can ask it anything like “Should I do my homework?” Then shake it and it will give you 12 funny answers like “Ask Grandpa.”

Liquid AssAges 13-15

Looking for a good prank gift for your thirteen year old boy? Let the games begin! Spray this fart spray and watch as everyone evacuates the building like a wildfire. Houston, we have a problem … this stuff smells worse than somebody’s a$$! It’s potent and horrible and likely the worst smell you could possibly imagine. Boys will die for this stuff.